garlock:

Just saw Topless robot’s listing of the 12 Weirdest Horror Theme Songs. I forgot about this one. Alice Cooper “He’s Back(the Man Behind the Mask)” from Friday the 13th Part VI.  They remember it as being kind of fantastic.  Man I remembered this song being alot more “Alice Cooper”. Fantastic is probally not the word I would use. Maybe “Fabulous”.  That is possibly the most 80’s keyboard part I have ever heard, at the beginning. I swore that the chorus was alot more raspy and heavy. But obviously not at all. I will probally just keep singing my version in my head and go listen to Alice Cooper “Easy Action” to remind myself how awesome Alice Cooper WAS. A long time ago.


And man. This dad in the video. What a hard ass. The kid works all semester to get good grades just to take the car out for one night. I wish I had that kind of work ethic. Then I wouldn’t be blogging about Alice Cooper videos at 10:42 on a Thursday.

Also Part VI. One of the best/laziest Friday beginnings ever. “I have to make sure Jason is dead. I’m just gonna dig him up, stick a metal spike in him and walk away. Why the hell would I take the spike out. Not like lightning is going to…strike it and…ohhhhhh” HE’S BACK. THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK.